Do you need something or someone protected? Perhaps a Songbird pushie is what you need. Irrational Games has started taking pre-orders for this lovely replica of Elizabeth's warden.
The Songbird plush sits at 7 inches tall, has a wingspan of 14 inches and is made of metal, by which I mean wire and polyester. Each one of these cost $55 and will ship out in September.
Source: Irrational Games Store