Are you sick of paying taxes for roads, schooling and all that crap?
Luckily, the EU has you young hipsters covered. That’s why they decided it’s time to throw themselves in the gaming industry with Citzalia. This €275.000 project (of your money) will enable you to play along the real exciting life of politics, down at the European Parliament.
Here’s a small clip from the press release:
“You can be a Member of the European Parliament (MEP), a journalist, a student or any role you want to create.
Others will be able to vote on the quality of your proposals and you will be able to vote on theirs. By earning experience points you will be able move up to new expert levels in Citzalia.
Current Members of the European Parliament (MEPs) and European officials will be on hand to guide you through the procedures and provide background information.”
“Oh sh..”, “Yes” and “Score” were some of the first expressions that came to mind. I immediately destroyed my pre-order of Civilization V, because there’s just no way it will top this splendid RPG.
And the best part is that the developers, European Service Network (ESN), are based right here in Brussels. Now I can finally show some pride, as I dodge the entire internet for hurtful comments.
Nice home page with mortified elders by the way.
Daav Valentaten, NoobFeed.
