If you ever died while playing Batman Arkham Asylum, you have probably heard that one.
Joker: Dear members of Blackgate, it seems some of our crazier guests have joined our party. So if you spot someone barking at the moon or purring like a kitten, walk up to them, lay an arm around their neck, show that you care for them and then twist their spine.
The Oracle: The police found one of Joker's 'bombs' in the city... It was full of marzipan and kittens.
Must say that is the type of bomb I like. Not so exploding and destroying like they usually are.
After your first meeting with Killer Croc, where he threatens to eat your flesh of your bones, Joker simply says: That reminds me, I really need to get some new shoes.
I do not see the correlation here, but perhaps you do.
Joker: Hey Hey Hey kids! it's your friendly Uncle J. Whoever kills the Batman wins the grand prize: A night out with Harley. I may even tell her, but why bother? It will be a nice surprise for her.
Riddler: What uses first four legs, then two legs and then three legs?
Doctor: A human being, four as a baby, two while growing up and as an old man they use a crane for walking.
Riddler: Wrong, the answer is a baby...true, it uses four, but when you cut off their legs, it uses two and when you give them a crutch it walks on three...
Doctor: That´s disgusting! How can you even joke about that?
Riddler: Easily Doctor, it´s not my baby!
Joker: Just a reminder, there's only one rule on the island. Failure to follow this rule will be a penalty of death. The best part about this rule. It's a secret! Ha ha ha ha ha!
Warden Sharp: Anyone found walking on the floor *Sighs* this is stupid! I'm not reading...*gets smacked* Ok ok! Uhum...Anyone found walking on the floor will have their legs cut off and they will have to preform magic tricks for the great emperor Joker.
The Riddler: Good job detective. Keep this up, and I might let you help me find my socks.
Joker: Ding ding dong! Arkham Ayslum is under new mangment. Joker here with an update of whats new in the ayslum. A crazied patient is running around the asylum wearing a bat costume, what an idoit! Please stop him before he gets someone hurt!
