Well hello there!!! Hope you all doing great in this New Year. So we saw a lot “interesting” games coming out during 2011, which is a great relief, considering the fact I can finally have enough information to bash all these games for good. Yes yes, just like previous year, I give you: Koshai Razzie Award Nooby version for 2011 (err where else I write this anyway since I have serious freedom over here then anywhere else where big corporate rule). So without any further delay let me hand down the awards:
The game which will make you feel you are a poor kid coming to an Autoshow and ride those intriguing cars – Forza 4 (Autoshow award)
The largest DLC mappack ever released in the market in the gaming history – Call of Duty Modern Warfare 3 (Ripoff award)
The game that reminds people playing blocks during their childhood days – Minecraft (Lego award)
The game that will remind you that there are mosquitos around – Battlefield 3 (Sound of irritation award)
The character that makes gamers fantasize about in their dreams, in bed or even in bathroom – Catherine (Fantasy award)
The game that tried to bring Dragons to their formal glory but still failed – Elder Scrolls Skyrim (Faded glory award)
The game that ridiculed everything that exists – Saints Row 3 (Parody award)
The game that puts Chuck Norris or Rajnikanth to shame – Saints Row 3 (Self proclaimed Bruce Lee award)
Best resource for a guy and a girl to have when they try to go for dating – Catherine for its collection of survey data (Relationship counselor award)
The game that will break your hopes of becoming a pilot – Battlefield 3 (Crash and burn award)
The release of such game that created a similar scenario of Black Friday – Call of Duty Modern Warfare 3 (Irresistible award)
At least two 18 wheelers in France have been robbed carrying loads of such game during release – Call of Duty Modern Warfare 3 (Grand Theft Auto award)
Little cutie babies are always innocent and cute: This term is proved wrong finally by this game – Dead Space 2 (Killer Babies awards)
The game that will make you dance more than playing it (even not playing at all for good) – Bionic Commando Rearmed 2 (Clubbing award)
The game that will usually make gamers leave clueless about what the hell they are doing, yet they finish beating the single player arcade mode – Marvel vs Capcom III (Blank mind award)
The game that teaches how to kill in varied combo style – Bulletstorm (Combo kill 101 award)
Yet another collectors item just like collecting cards – Pokemon Black and White (Collectors award)
Even Dragons would be ashamed of this game – Dragon Age 2 (Super Shame award)
Michael Jackson would rise from the dead to see his fans dancing like hell with this game – Michael Jackson The Experience (The Thriller Award)
The game can be used to teach human bone structure in medical classes – Mortal Kombat (Medical breakthrough award)
The game containing one of those scariest YouTube videos – Mortal Kombat (Scare factor award)
The maker of the game who should be sued for plagiarism by maker of Portal 2 – Netherrealm Studios for adopting Portal concept for Scorpion Fatality in Mortal Kombat (Copycat award)
These two games are born on the same day as twins and also share a common element – Mortal Kombat and Portal 2 (Twin award)
Even PC users can kick those unlucky chickens and also have crunchy chicken by the help of this– Fable III (Kentucky Fried Chicken award)
The game that help you how to figure out whether a person is lying or not – L. A. Noire (Lying Detector award)
The game is so X-Rated right from the start – Witcher II: The Assassin of Kings (XXX award)
The game that can ruin anyone’s childhood – Alice Madness Returns (Fairy Tale gone wild award)
You stood in the humongous queue in the Day of Judgment during Afterlife only to get to hell for this game – Duke Nukem Forever (Patience award)
Well thing is getting into hell is one thing but playing this game will surely make gamers feel the pain in hell – Duke Nukem Forever yet again (Despair award)
The most disgusting character that defined how to be horribly disgusting – Duke Nukem (Not a role model award)
Seems like B-Rated peep show – Duke Nukem Forever (Hentai award)
This game tries to define itself with its title name but in reality the game implies what is opposite of that title – FEAR 3 (Misleading title award)
After seeing her, I changed my viewpoint on pregnant woman (in abominable way) – Pregnant Alma in FEAR 3 (Not a role parent award)
You have to learn projection mechanics in Physics before playing this game – Sniper: Ghost Warrior (Vector award)
Star Wars fanboy gone bad– Travis Touchdown from No More Heroes: Heroes Paradise (Sith award)
One of the rare instances when the main protagonist is wearing underpant all the time and is a male thus breaking the general trend that most female characters are limited to wearing bikinis or such – Vincent in Catherine (I am sexy and I know it award)
This game really loves Facebook deep from its heart and willing to share everything of it– Battlefield 3 with its Facebook like page to run the game (Social Network award).
Game that promotes workout with steroids – Gears of War 3 (Body building award)
A game poisoned by Call of Duty and become slave of it – Ace Combat: Assault Horizon (Domination award)
The game which will make you think of becoming a Stig – Forza 4 (Top Gear award)
Another character whom you would like to get spanked from – Catwoman from Batman Arkham City (I am yours award)
The nearest chance you will ever get to cuddle with those Rabbids no matter how evil they are – Raving Rabbids: Alive and Kicking (Stuffed toy award)
The wasted title and the critical element of the game behind the title – Need for Speed: The Run (All Flash no substance award)
An alternative to any kind of addiction in a very good way – Elder Scrolls Skyrim (Rehab award)
The stupidest release in the year – Need for Speed: The Run (Bad marketing award)
Gameplay was not important, it’s the cinematic and story that counted – Assassins Creed: The Revelations (Oscar award)
The game that reminds you of typical Robert Rodriguez zombie movies – Dead Island (Machete Award)
I guess that’s it for this year. I could have added some more but I haven’t played all the games so I cant really tell figure out more awards. So that’s it from me and enjoy awaiting more interesting games to show up this 2012.
