Angry Cat: The Party Crasher

The party has just started. Funky Kong kicked his birthday party in a pretty massive way. All the members of the Kong family were present and were dancing with the loud music from their favorite two-in-one. Funky Kong was delighted and was showing off his usual move with his water board. Diddy Kong was dancing while grabbing that two-in-one. Dixie Kong was headbanging and moving her hair on all sides, nearly avoiding hitting other Kong members as the other Kong members were staying away from her. The old Cranky Kong was nodding his head and moving his crotch stick here and there. The granny Wrinkly Kong was just laughing at them thinking that they will never grow old. Donkey Kong was just itching his head, thinking what he should do. Suddenly Tiny Kong caught a glimpse of an unconscious cat lying down at the river banks.

 

The Kongs rushed there, brought the Angry Cat to the center of party. They kept on tapping the Cat to make him wake up. Donkey Kong came and threw water at the Angry Cat. The Angry Cat woke with a blank face. The Kongs were delighted and resumed their party again and asked Angry Cat to join. The Angry Cat with his short fused brain thought this was some kind of preplanned attack preparation so he screamed and started attacking. First he attacked Tiny and Kiddy Kong, leaving them crying like hell. This made others furious and they went to attack one by one (even Cranky Kong). At first it was Diddy Kong. He was swift but was no match for Angry Cat. Dixie came to help. She grabbed some nearly barrels with her hair and started throwing at Angry Cat. The Cat easily dodged the barrels and went near her. Dixie King started moving her hair furiously in order to hit the cat but the cat grabbed her hair with his paws, started spinning her round and threw her out of his sight. Donkey Kong finally came and started hitting the cat with his massive blows. The cat however managed to poke his eyes, temporarily blinding him. Cranky Kong has to save the day. He has to keep his Kong generation intact. The old Kong walked towards the cat and started hitting the cat with his stick. He started saying “Bad Cat, bad cat, dint your parents teach you any manners?” The Angry Cat didn’t care (well why should he with his short brain) and broke his stick thus destroying him morally. Everyone started to cry from the defeat. The Angry Cat went to attack Wrinkly Kong. Someone needs to save her. The furious Funky Kong brought all his weaponry from his armory (he is arms dealer too). He took out is rocket launcher and his AK-47. The Angry Cat got distracted (because he saw his beloved AK-47) and went to attack Funky Kong. Funky Kong, realizing it’s now safe to attack, fired his AK-47.When he finished his bullets. He took out his bazooka. He fired the bazooka and the rocket launcher simultaneously at the Angry Cats position, thus creating a shockwave on impact, thus knocking the Cat straight to the sky. Who knows where the Angry Cat would fall. The day is saved thanks to Funky Kong. Lessons to learn: NO ONE MESSES WITH FUNKY KONG’S PARTY!!!!!”