If I met ………… (Part 2)

Yes yes!!! I am here again for more after a long time so I guess without further delay let me start. Oh wait, let me give a brief summary of the series for the newer users of the NoobyWorld. “If I met……” is an ongoing series of blogs which tells what I should do if I ever meet one of the female characters in gaming. To read part 1 of the series, just browse through my earlier blogs or let me give you the link to go there:

 

http://www.noobfeed.com/blog_infos/view/2581

 

As naturally I started being talkative. So let me stop and focus on the list. Here you go. First of all I had to include someone since someone (I am looking at you Sleven) threatened me to make me marry Princess Peach or Rayne so here you go:

 

Miranda Lawson (Mass Effect 2)

 

 

Source: Deviant Art

 

As soon as I stand beside Miranda face to face, my daydreaming process will start immediately. We are like Mr. and Mrs. Smith who are trained assassins and are assigned to kill each other even though we are married. We fight each other and slowly we fall in love and blah blah blah!!! Miranda’s killer looks, her strong badass character are ingredients of a likely candidate of Mrs. Smith. Dating or marrying someone like her would lead me to an even more adventurous life which is indeed interesting.

 

Trip (Enslaved)

 

 

Source: Australian gamer

 

If anyone played Enslaved, you will understand why I added her. I have two opinions on her based on her actions. If she tries to put a headband on me for her cause, I will simply say forget it and find someone less fortunate for help. Why I should be enslaved by someone whom I don’t even know and whom I met her for the first time? However if I know her better as time goes, then it’s not necessary for her to put a headband on me as I will be willing to risk my life to help her. Yes she is by far one of the best female gaming characters I have seen in modern games. She does have a great personally and have qualities that can make anyone fall in love with her easily.

 

Bonnie MacFarlane (Red Dead Redemption)

 

 

Source: www.ireddead.com

 

If I ever met her, I will ask her can you please train me like a cowboy. She seems she can train everyone how to herd cattle or how to tame wild horses and such. The reason is that I was always fascinated with the cowboy lifestyle and if I can herd cattle and tame wild horses, then I can have a back-up plan to set up a new prosperous business. Easy money!!!!!!!!

 

Sarah Kerrigen (Starcraft series)

 

 

Source: www.gamecheatplaza.com

 

She is in one word “dangerous”, so if I get across her, I am doomed. Oh wait, if I have something like a mind control device, then I can use it on her. It seems she is very prone to mind control effects so it’s going to be easy to control her and then use her powers to conquer the whole universe!!! MUHAHAHA!!!! What an evil plan!!! So let’s go back to make the mind control device……………….

 

Bastila Shan (Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic)

 

 

Source: wikia.nocookie.net

 

I feel that I am destined to become a Jedi Knight so if I ever being asked to choose a master (like Obi Wan or Yoda) to train me as a Jedi than I would say I don’t want any master, I want mistress. Yes I would choose the ever hot Bastila Shan. Imagine you are being trained by a hot Jedi…………what a nostalgic feeling!!!!!!!!

 

Jun’ko Zane (Freelancer)

 

 

Source: GiantBomb

 

 If I ever step into the universe of freelancing, I would go for space trading and bounty hunting while buying, upgrading and piloting awesome spaceships. It’s easy money. Sometimes you need a proper wingman, the one you can trust most for your jobs and also provide me some company in the vast universe. So I would go for the Liberty Security Force member turned mercenary Jun’ko Zane as my potential wingman. Now if I can convince her to join me, since she is not easy to convince into this sort of jobs.

 

Elaine Marley (The Secret of Monkey Island)

 

 

Source: ocweekly.com

 

If I ever met her, then I am destined to become the greatest pirate of all time (well I guess that what every pirate says, right?). First I need to go out with her, while in the process make arrangements like training myself, gather up crews and get a ship. If we both fall for each other then I can use her governance power and make the whole island where we are staying, a heaven for pirates. All the pirates will follow me and we all march forward for greater glory with Elaine by my side (well she also likes to be pirate too). Problem is there is Guybrush Threepwood on the way. I need figure out something to get rid of him. Advices anyone?????

 

April O’ Neil (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles)

 

 

Source: thecartoonarchive.com

 

I will mention the 1980s version. Why? At that time April O’ Neil was a reporter of the Channel 6 news. I could save some time everyday to save April O’ Neil from the evil forces and in the process gain some media attention and fame (jeez!!!! Those crappy MTV shows are killing my brain, so please, for your own sake, don’t watch today’s MTV). She looks hot too with her yellow jumpsuit.

 

Lauren (Unreal Tournament series)

 

 

Source: pcgameshardware.com

 

If, God forbids, there is a similar event that leads to the birth of the Unreal Tournament then I need to fight to survive. I need to risk my life to earn my living. So I need some exceptionally good teammates to aid me. So in this case I would recruit Malcolm, Brock, Xan and finally Lauren. Lauren is considered one of the best Unreal Tournament characters with no weapon preference. We can team up, kill everyone, win matches and reach the ultimate glory while other praises us on the way. What a life!!!!

 

So that’s it for the time being. I will come back with part III later. If you all have any specific requests feel free to ask. I will try to include them in part III.