AIDS, Little Children and CAKE!!

 

It all started 18 years ago this day. In a hospital room not so far away. A infant ame screaming out of a middle aged woman's vagina. Today was my sister's birthday none the less, GO FIGURE.

 

Today was my sisters birthday, she went to Laser Quest, it is a laser tag thing. It was completly awesome none the less. Me and my girlfriend tagged along because it was a big day for my sister so my mom wanted me to be there. I was fine. Laser Tag was fucking AWESOME.

 

So AIDS. No i did not give my girlfriend aids last night at the party, or vice versa, I hope :) Jk. When you get to Laser Quest you have to pick a call sign. I was AIDS, My girlfriend was Genital Warts and my sister and her friends all had random STI / other diesease names.

Little children make stupid dicissions. Very bad ones. The premise of Laser Tag is to shoot your oppenent. When you do, there gun deactivates for 5 seconds. Me and my girlfriend stuk with my sister and her friends. There were ten of us in all just chillin on top of some stairs. So we have no fucking idea what to do and just shooting at anyone that comes up the stairs. So my girlfriend got shot by this 12 year old kid. Which was fine, then he made a big mistake. He said "stupid bitch, learn how to play"

Ok a few things wrong there, A) your 12 B) its a game, CHILL C) Don't swear, your 12 D) YOU DO NOT CALL MY GIRLFRIEND A STUPID BITCH.

 

So I felt oblegated to take action. I ran at the kid, grabbed his vest and shot him about 100 times. Then I shot his gun 100 times. he said, "hey, you can't grab me or my gun"

I said, "you dont say that to someone, DEAL"

It was funny because i shot the kid so many times, his gun was deactivated for the rest of the game. Then the next game, we just played, we had some fun.

 

Now im sitting at home, eating my delicous ice cream cake.

 

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