If I met ………… (Part 3)

I thought of writing yet another blog to keep you entertained. I thought of writing BTTP blogs for two games but that’s going to take some time. So I thought what I was missing from my series of blogs. I looked around my past blogs and saw I need to continue this series. So here I am writing this. For those of you who doesn’t know about this series, it is about if I stumble upon one of the female game characters, how I would react with them. So here I go.

 

Ashley Graham (Resident Evil 4)

 

 

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Err!!! I just hope she doesn’t bump me in critical scenario, especially when she is in danger, otherwise she could end bugging me to help me. She could be irritating and I have to be careful if she doesn’t go through my nerves. She is one of the most unreliable characters ever in the gaming history. In normal situations, it is practically okay to hang around with her or even take her to a date. I don’t mind. I am still single.

 

Therese/Jeanette Voerman (Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines)

 

 

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 Therese and Jeanette are basically the same girl with multiple personality disorder. Who cares? I don’t care much of Therese since she can be arrogant but Jeanette…….OMG she is hot!!!!! If I could try to recreate the same events that occurred in Vampire Masquerade Bloodline, then I could hopefully remove Therese arrogant character from Jeanette out for good. Just need some little subterfuge rating skill and I am done. Then I will ask Jeanette “Bite me, pretty please, bite me!!!! I am yours!!!” Being a Malkavian vampire can be extremely useful. Malkavian can have serious insightful talents.

 

Nariko (Heavenly Sword)

 

 

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I will bring up a proposition to her, “Hey Nariko, can you please be my bodyguard? I will pay you handsomely; even I am willing to let you share my home if you want. I am an engineer too and I can upgrade your weapons free of cost.” Imagine having her as a bodyguard. She is just a one man (sorry woman) army. Look at her weapons too. She can start World War III if she wishes too.

 

Faith (Mirror’s Edge)

 

 

 

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I will plan a massive bank robbery. Her athletic ability could be extremely useful. Rest assured it will be very successful. Problem is that she thinks everything morally. So I will act as Robin Hood and try to convince her that these banks steal people money and store them. We are just going to steal this stolen money and give it to the poor. She might take this into consideration. Hopefully!!!!!

 

Ivy (Soul Caliber series)

 

 

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She could be star. I might pose as a director and approach her to star in my upcoming B-Rated (can be even worse) movie called Poison Ivy and I will make her as the lead character called Poison Ivy (There is actually such movie which is so bad). The movie script is taken from some unknown director, who committed suicide after learning that his last movie flopped badly and he went into huge debt. She could be a stuntman during action scenes. Her sensual, sexy attitude can be very useful. Even we don’t need a body double for those ………. scenes. Just look at those clothes she is wearing. Is it enough to justify everything?

 

Joanna Dark (Perfect Dark series)

 

 

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She is absolutely badass, no doubt. She is a spy so I simply don’t know how I can deal with her unless I myself become someone like James Bond (I seriously want to). If ever meet her, get to know her than the only solution to deal with the problem of dealing with her is to watch two complete seasons of Chuck TV series. I might get some handy ideas and advice by watching the whole series.

 

Catalina (GTA III Series)

 

 

 

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If I ever see her…..grrrrr…….ever and if she………ever shout at me…….grrrr…….. for no reason, I will just grab her, give her a Jackknife Powerbomb and say it to her face “Take that you slimy b****, don’t you ever talk to me like that. You messed with CJ, you messed with that guy with no name, but you cant mess with the one and only Koshai. Remember my bloody face!!!!”

 

Morrigan (Dragon Age)

 

 

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I am only willing to hang out with her only when she agrees with one condition: she should not forcefully demand us to have babies. I think she has a bad habit of having babies and run away. What an opportunist baby stealer. She should be taught a lesson for this inhuman act. Stealing babies is a inhuman crime.

 

And finally another Morrigan (Morrigan Aensland from Darkstalkers)

 

 

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…………………………(I am speechless)……………………………….(What should I do?) ………………………… (She is so hot) …………………………………(My brain’s gonna explode!!!!) ………………………………..(OMG!!!!!!!)

 

Can someone please give me ideas of what I am going to do (how I approach is the better sentence)? While I stop writing and start thinking myself.