If I was...........(Part 2)

Games by Koshai on  Sep 05, 2010

 

OK I am back to write about the second part of “If I was….” series. Some of you already know the drill but to those who are reading this series for the first time, it is about imagining me in place of the characters of the game. It’s about what I am going to do if was in the game. Since Sleven asked me to do some recent characters so let’s see.

 

Desmond – Assassins Creed series

 

First of all, if I were inside that stupid laboratory, I would have definitely use a duct tape to shut the doctor’s mouth (what was his name?) and let do Lucy all the talking. She is so sweet btw. If the doctor keeps on persisting, I will force him to sleep on that Animus machine and maybe imbue a character that resembles one of the victims of Ezio or Altair (I don’t know how it will be possible). However I would definitely love to have that Eagle vision for many purposes, especially for spying on others or use x-ray vision like James Bond does or even…………..I don’t want to go far!!!!

 

John Sheppard – Mass Effect series

 

First of all, I just want to slap Liara for being such a loser. Second: Oh Miranda????? Where are you honey???? I am missing you so much!!!!!

 

Rayman – Rayman Rabbids series

 

Rabbids are adorable, yet deadly. I will try to find my way to get to the leader of the Rabbids, overcome him with any means and take over the throne and use my adorable rabbids to dominate the whole world. Nothing can stop me. I will be awarded as the ultimate villain. Although rabbids are stupid, but that’s not my concern, since they will serve my purpose anyway.

 

Prince of Persia – The Prince of Persia series

 

Have you ever imagined ruling a Persian Empire? The Persian Empire was humongous. So here is what I am going to do. At first I am going to play some political game and make myself the king of the Persian Empire by any means necessary. Then I will venture around countries to countries searching for adventure and find some beautiful companions. I am going to marry them and assign them as the governor of different states the empire to control the whole empire more effectively. I should definitely stay away from Sparta.

 

Isaac – Dead Space

 

Oh no!!! I don’t want to go to Ishimura!! Spare me!!! Please spare me!! I will be scared to death!! Dear God help me!!!!

 

Geralt of Rivia – The Witcher Series

 

Oh great!! That guy is awesome and what a life he has!! He has vampire powers, he’s strong, and chicks love him. However I have to solve two of Geralt’s problems. If I was in place of Geralt, I will definitely get a residence for myself and get a proper sleep, since Geralt seems not sleeping at all. Also I will dye the hair black cause I don’t want to look myself old.

 

Frank West – Dead Rising

 

So every single ones are zombies. Hmm!! Oh well! That’s really a great news for me. I can go to a shopping spree. I can use my credit card and the bank would not be able to anything to stop me (how can a dead can run a bank or even do credit check?). Oh wait! I can get everything for free! The cashier is dead too. So what should I buy. Games!! Lots of games and consoles too.  I need to carry these too. How about I go to a Lambourghini showroom and get into the Lambourghini Reventon. Instant win!!!! No one can stop me! Then I should head to a secluded island with no zombies and enjoy the rest of my retirement life (I won’t be able to work too).

 

Tommy Vercetti – Grand Theft Auto Vice City

 

I could be any other GTA character, but I thought why not I go for this guy, since he is cool and always wear Hawaiian shirt. Also Vice City, minus the corruption, is a nice place to stay. Here I can become a real estate broker and make millions. What a life!!!

 

Sparrow – Fable II

 

Sparrow is pretty ordinary guy and so I don’t have anything to comment. For me he is not that significant to write about in this blog. However I had to bring this guy simply because of one thing. If was there instead of Sparrow, I would chase down the chickens and play football everytime. Kicking chicken is guilty pleasure. I love chicken. They are my primary source of my daily diet.

 

So that’s it for the time being. I will be back for more in the future.

Rubayyat Akbar

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