Interview with Catwoman

Hello and welcome to yet another dubious and infamous Koshai show. I am your very lovely host (sarcasm) Koshai and tonight I am bringing you extremely confused femme fatale of Gotham City, Catwoman. So lets meet our guest:

 

 

Koshai: Hey Catwoman!!!

 

Catwoman: Miao!!! Hey sugar!!! How do you do?

 

Koshai: I am great. Thanks for asking (I am blushed). How do you do?

 

Catwoman: I am sad.

 

Koshai: Why? Why?

 

Catwoman: Sugar! You made my dear Batman's life miserable.

 

Koshai: Oh!! You have to understand that he created and got into this mess!!

 

Catwoman: You should not have been so harsh to him.

 

Koshai: Listen I had to say what is right and what is best for the society as a whole.

 

Catwoman: So you called me because you want to harass me just like everyone else and criticize me what I do? You want to say that I am abnormal and don't belong to this society, since I am the villainess and I am too sexy enough not to walk around in the streets.

 

Koshai: See you are over-exaggerating just like other comic celebrities. You don't want to say these in front of people. You are already hot enough and people knows it, why you should spread these in public for no reason. You seem to want everyone's attention. And who said you are a villainess?

 

Catwoman: (Breaks out in tears) No one appreciates my good deeds. When I quit crime, I joined as Batman's Outsiders to fight crime and be with Batman. See that's the problem. I am just an “outsider” and have no significant role. No matter how much I try, I am still labeled as villainess. I cant stand this (sobs). No one likes me!

 

Koshai: I like you!!

 

Catwoman: Thanks sweety! But I know how your guy's mentally are. You are only concerned about my looks and body, not my mind, heart and soul. Your compliment wont make any difference to me.

 

Koshai: What you think doesnt matter to me anyway either. I just expressed my opinion. So after your cameo role as an Outsider, you quit immediately and once again became a villainess for a short period of time. What were you thinking? Listen it takes lots of good deeds to redeem yourself but a single mistake can label you really bad. Didn't you think about it? Or you just wanted to gain more attention.

 

Catwoman: I need to make a living. I need to earn more than I used to previously. As an outsider I earned very little since I didn't have too much exposure. If you think I am looking for attention, yes I am looking for attention because I need to exposure to earn more.

 

Koshai: So why not you become a ramp model or a cover girl? You are very hot as a model. You could be supermodel.

 

Catwoman: Who wants a supervillain as a model? Listen I am already one of the top supervillainess of all time. People will be scared like hell and run away from me.

 

Koshai: So if you keep on doing bad deeds, what will happen to Batman? In fact you both have feelings for each other. You both love each other. In fact many people got to know the fact. Your criminal activities are also affecting Batman's credibility towards the society. In fact he is slowly turning out to be a convict anyway. Do you really want that to happen?

 

Catwoman: Listen we are still confused about our relationship. We don't know whether we will be able to take this to another level.

 

Koshai: Figured as much since I saw both your and Batman's Facebook profiles. You both stated your relationship status “Its Complicated.” You know what you are doing serious harm to Batman. Your criminal activities are affecting Batman. Batman is going down, just because you want to get serious attention from people by doing crime and put yourself in front page of every newspaper. You are so manipulative. You should get away from this stupid practice, if you want to live a healthy good life. You are also confusing yourself your priorities. I think you should decide right now what you should do.

 

Catwoman: (Breaks down into tears even farther) You have no right to say all these. You are not my boyfriend. Please leave me alone.

 

Catwoman stood up and ran away crying. Koshai had no other option to convince her anyway. However her last sentence reminded him something. He quickly logged into his YouTube profile and immediately blocked that stranger's profile who have been spamming his profile all the time after his interviews. Mission successful. He will not bother him anywhere. Next he searched and started playing Deadmau5 featuring Melleefresh electro house track “Attention W***e,” while thinking about his recent guest.

 

To view previous Koshai's infamous interviews, please click on the links below:

Interview with Batman

Interview with Spiderman

Interview with Superman