Koshai's own version of Razzie award 2010

Hello all and welcome to a something weird award show with you beloved host Koshai. Since we are witnessing the end of yet another great gaming year with so many great games that got released, we thought that some of these games truly deserves an award. Since exceptional games are always bound to get an award, I had to make sure that some other games do not miss out an award. So I am present you with something weird award show (which I think it is a modified Razzie award show). So with no further delay, I present you the winners.

 

The game that will keep gamers insomniac – Civilization V

 

The game that will tastefully satisfy adult desires – Bayonetta

 

The game that will bring human rights watch into concern – Enslaved: Odyssey to the West

 

The game that will make PETA most likely to sue the developers – Red Dead Redemption

 

The game (err movie) that is likely to be premiered in Cannes Film Festival – Heavy Rain

 

The game that is enough to make people’s brain go berserk – Assassin’s Creed Brotherhood

 

The game that removes your desire to have a driver’s license – Gran Turismo 5

 

And the game that puts you in danger of your license being revoked – Need For Speed Hot Pursuit

 

The game that will make you tear your hair in dismay – Final Fantasy Xiii

 

The game that will inspire a dead person to become a zombie – Michael Jackson: The Experience

 

The game that will help you become a politician – Civilization V

 

The game that might cause you to have a cardiac arrest – Amnesia – The Dark Descent

 

The game that disappointed gamers – Gran Turismo 5

 

The game that will help you release your violent anger (stress release) – God of War III

 

The game that will help you release your anger based on wife and girlfriend issue – Red Dead Redemption

 

And the game that you will break it out of anger – Demon Souls

 

The most unnecessary game – Every game from the Biggest Loser series

 

The game that could have misled teens to buy their favorite franchise – Command and Conquer: Tiberium Twilight (Look at the last word)

 

The game that defined insanity – Bayonetta

 

The game that proved that the big crunch really exists – Command and Conquer: Tiberium Twilight

 

The game which is the sole reason the game developer should be put to jail for making a game so short compared to its value – Enslaved: Odyssey to the West

 

The shameless use of a TV license in a game – Prison Break the Game

 

An unexpectedly good game that came out of nowhere – Super Meat Boy

 

The game that undergone chemical reaction to successfully form a new compound – Lara Croft and the Guardian of Light

 

The biggest money ripper – Guitar Hero and the Warriors of Rock

 

The game from a great franchise that people wished not to get released – King of Fighters XIII

 

The game that will keep you hooked and not even your girlfriend can stop you – Mass Effect II

 

The game that you and your girlfriend can play in romantic manner during Valentine’s Day – The Sims 3

 

The game that can pre plan after marriage life before you marry someone – The Sims 3

 

The game that makes you think that you have to become a rocket scientist to play – Sniper: Ghost Warrior

 

The game responsible of upcoming human chain protest from LAN fans – Starcraft: Wings of Liberty

 

So here are the awards. If any game go missed out in this award, then they are plain unclucky or plain hopeless. However they might get a chance if you guys find out any award category and present to me so I can also present a beautiful trophy. That’s it folks. This is Koshai and I am signing out.

 

Have a great haffy new gaming year.