Koshai's Razzie award (Part II)

Due to public demands, I finally wrote part 2 of yet another round of my own version of Razzie awards.

 

For those who missed the previous one it's here. So enjoy!

 

Ladies and gentleman and welcome to part 2 of the Koshai's version of Razzie award 2010. I am your lovely host Koshai back from a commercial break to present the awards to those fortunate and unfortunate games, who deserves them. So without any further delay here I start:

 

The game which is analogous to Toyota Corolla when it comes to upgrading and facelifting product - Call of Duty: Black Ops (The Toyota Way award)

 

The game which proves past and present correlates with each other - Fallout III: New Vegas (Time machine award)

 

An extremely dirty game enough for gamers to puke when they having snacks while playing - Castle Crashers (Toilet award)

 

The game that is an alternative to going to the strip-club - Bayonetta (Candy Eye award)

 

The game that will teach you situation when you will never be asked about your morality values even if you perform violence - Dead Rising 2 (Halo Ring award)

 

The game that will teach you family values - Red Dead Redemption (PG award)

 

The game that will remind you of playing LEGO - ModNation Racers (LEGO award)

 

The game that proves that retro gamers' desires can sometimes be fulfilled - Donkey Kong Returns (Retro award)

 

The most loathed game and will be for the rest of the life (for pure gamers) - Farmville (Zynga award)

 

The game that alienates you from the real life and society - Farmville (Banishment award)

 

The proof which shows that Facebook will take over the gaming world soon (two winners) - Starcraft II: Wings of Liberty and Assassin's Creed Brotherhood (Mark Zuckerberg award)

 

The game which is the reason that the developers should perform HARAKIRI for not being able to make the game's popularity surpass the popularity of Mafia Wars - Mafia II (Owned by Mafia Wars award)

 

Lady Gaga's fans will die to buy the game only to be deceived that the game does not contain any of her songs even her most popular one - Just Dance 2 (Lady Gaga award)

 

The game which proves that the dreadful FOX News is the clear winner of making the developer change the content of the game - Mass Effect II (Soccermom award)

 

Chickens should not play this game - Fable III (Chicken Horror show award)

 

The game that can lead to depression or even death - Football Manager 2011 (Grim Reaper award)

 

The game that recently got taunted with the term "HAHA!! In your face!!!!!!" - Gran Turismo 5 (Bottom Low award)

 

The game which shows that the sequel can be continued by not making another movie - 007 Blood Stone (Sequel award)

 

The game that can be a sole reason for a big company to fire off all of their staff members - Final Fantasy XIV (Donald Trump award)

 

A new mascot is born in gaming industry - Super Meat Boy (Super Mario award)

 

The game that revived a near dying series - NFS Hot Pursuit (Big Stimulus package award)

 

The game that the feminist activists will feature - Bayonetta (Feminist Rights award)

 

CIA would recommend this game - Global Agenda (CIA award)

 

The ridiculously easiest game ever to be born (Credit goes to FetusZero, I could not avoid stealing his Facebook status) - Prince of Persia - The Forgotten Sands (FetusZero award)

 

The game that might ruin the creditability of a great franchise - UFC 2010 (Avoid this game award)

 

So that's all folks. I have finished yet another round of my version of Razzie award. Have a great new year and this is Koshai signing off.