My Random E3 Poem

I have been waiting for this,

The show that I definitely can’t miss

It’s back with a vengeance,

Back with style.

I hope they make an entrance

Appealing and worthwhile.

 

Titans and gods will clash,

Modern Warfare to infinity times two.

Hope my computer doesn’t crash,

From an Overlord overload too!

 

Legends will make a brutal comeback

Complete with sick Clementine riffs,

And an axe-kicking experience.

Deuce me up, baby, I’m ready to attack.

 

Prepare to get raptured,

By the shock of it all.

Big Daddy’s adventure

And one mean Sister,

Cities will fall.

 

I’m on the Brink of excitement,

Can’t you tell?

Right now.

I’m about to get Convicted

And get sent straight to hell.

 

But I cannot wait,

For more plumbing adventures.

Hope you don’t run into some Bad Company,

My lovable, mustached friend.

 

Hey honey, would you kindly get my MAG?

I just killed 256 noobs.

And I just hope that,

They will do something about that darn lag!

 

I’m ready for extraction,

And fly on the wings of liberty.

I hope the Necromorphs don’t get to me first,

Before I fulfill my final fantasy.

 

And please stop teasing us, Mr. Kojima.

We know it’s a new Metal Gear.

 

I hope that assassin will finally give us his creed,

For the second time.

But I need to shift some gears,

Give myself some speed,

And do a Gran Turismo for the fifth time.

 

Hope I don’t get wet

With all the excitement.

Just ask the guy with the katana,

Who’s gone rogue and desperate.

Where’s Shepard gone off to?

He’s not dead…tell me that’s not true!

Oh well, I still have a sexy Bayonetta

To look forward to.

 

Get ready to step into the Asylum,

And start a guerilla war.

I’ll hit you with my Calamity Trigger,

See if I’ll get far.

 

Microsoft is going to revolutionize

Motion controls,

And Sony will show off

Its major titles.

I just hope that Nintendo

Manages to suffice,

And OnLive,

Well…it’s nice,

I guess.

 

But overall, I cannot wait for this

Special event.

I definitely don’t want to miss

Any moment.

It’s like the Super Bowl

For us geeks and nerds of old

So hope you’ll join me,

Don’t be an enemy.

That’s just cold.

It’s time for us gamers to shine,

Get on up, it’s E3 time!!!