Super Smash Angry Cat

Angry Cat suddenly woke up from his cell when the prison guard splashed a bucket of water on him. As usual the Angry Cat was mad as ever and wanted to get a chance to hit that prison guard for good. Unfortunately he was handcuffed with iron cuffs and tightly tight up all over. He was taken to some sort to open area. It was some sort of a relief as the Angry Cat finally saw the light after so many days living in the dark. Outside was a huge 3-4 storey platform arena and there were huge crowds surrounding the arena. Angry Cat with his short brain didn’t realize that he was put into some sort of fighting competition. Angry Cat did not care why there is such competition. Among the spectators, one of them was Koshai again on his way to write one of his greatest match reports of all time. He knew that there’s going to be a 12 man Battle Royal. The reason the arena was located here was because there was Angry Cat followed by three more vicious villains: Bowser, Gannondorf, Meta Knight. The other characters were considered popular among the spectators: Mario, Donkey Kong (he remembers Angry Cat’s attack on his family long time back), Link, Kirby, Samus, Pikachu, Princess Peach and Yoshi.

 

The twelve characters circled around the arena. All the contestants were staring at one another with the exception of Angry Cat, who was still tied up and wanted to get free from it. So a big announcement came from the big mic, “Welcome to yet another spectacular event, the Super Smash All Star. The battle will commence as soon as the bell rings. This time we have a new contestant in this battle, who does not know his name yet. So we call him the “?” cat.” The crowd applauded. Koshai laughed hard after hearing the name. He immediately jotted down the roster.

 

The bell finally rang; all the contestants started fighting each other in a mess instead of Angry Cat, who was still tied up with iron chains. The person who was supposed to release him was panic stricken as he was anticipating a counter blow from the Angry Cat, whose rage was at its peak. While the others were still tied up in the mess fighting each other and weakening themselves, the Angry Cat was still standing there. Suddenly a flash bulb light up instantly over the person’s head. MacGyver idea!!!! Since the iron chain were rusted, that means it was already in oxide form. So he rushed to the warehouse and brought some necessary stuff he was looking for. First he sprinkled a lot of aluminum powder all around the Angry Cat’s chain. Next he set up a timing device that will turn on the blowtorch on the aluminum-iron oxide mix. As soon as he turned on the timer, he rushed away from the arena as fast as he can to avoid death from the Angry Cat. When the timer stopped, the device turned on the blowtorch and ignited sparking flame at very high temperature, causing a thermal reaction (it’s called thermite process in chemistry). Due to high conductivity of iron, the Angry Cat started having pain due to the heat. The iron was melting and also causing the Angry Cat’s rage to reach its boiling point. Finally he broke of the chains and screamed like hell. All hell broke loose. Koshai realized it’s going to be a real interesting battle.

 

Angry Cat went to the centre-point of all characters battling each other and knocked everyone back as far as he can. The others, realizing the Cat is dangerous, tagged up and started attacking the Cat. Princess Peach started hitting the Cat from the back using her baseball bat, but as soon as the Angry Cat turned back and screamed at her, Peach started crying like a whiner and ran away. Mario, not standing her despair went to attack first for revenge, he started throwing a lot of fireball but nothing could hit the Cat, since the fireballs were slow enough. The Angry Cat somehow sneaked in and kicked Mario straight towards where Mario belonged: the spectators. Bowser cam next and started doing spinning attacks against the Angry Cat using his shell. The Angry Cat could not penetrate his shell, since his shell was a form of protection. The Angry Cat managed to sneak inside the Bowser’s shell and started attacking from there. The helpless Bowser, somehow managed to leave his shell and ran away naked in fear. Next came Gannondorf. He kept on trying to hit the Cat using his charged fists but could not hit the Angry Cat, since he was slow enough due to the fact he kept on charging and attacking. He was easily knocked out for good.  Meta Knight was next. He was swift as Angry Cat and the battle kept going on where the Meta Knight kept on slashing his blade while the Angry Cat dodged and also hit back using his claws. The fighting was going on for hours. Koshai was loving it, since he knew the bigger the fight is, the bigger is the excitement and also his report too. Meta Knight got tired after a long battle and the Angry Cat managed to hit a blow knocking him out too. Next came Donkey Kong. Angry Cat remembered that the Kong family defeated him for good during Funky Kong’s party. It was the time of revenge and Angry Cat wasted no time taking the first initiative. Donkey Kong started beating the ground with his hands creating a shockwave. However the wave provided favor to the cat as the wave made him jump up from the ground. This allowed Angry Cat to have more energy towards his fist and he put a big blow to the big Donkey Kong. Donkey Kong was out cold. Link started shooting arrows at him. The arrows were however inaccurate thus gave Angry Cat enough time to reach Link and hit him hard before Link ever managed to get his sword out.

 

It was Kirby’s time. As the Angry Cat approached Kirby managed to suck him through his mouth straight into his stomach. As the Angry Cat kept on beating the Kirby’s stomach as means of getting out from him, Kirby could not take the pain and released him from his mouth and in the process copying his traits and abilities too. The move however turned into a curse as Kirby also became insane thanks to the Angry Cat’s insanity traits. He moved here and there restlessly until he left the arena to somewhere unknown. Yoshi sneaked from behind the Angry Cat, held him with his tongue and swallowed him. Same as what happened to Kirby, Yoshi also started having pains and so he managed to lay an egg. The egg however hatched bringing Angry Cat out from the egg. The Angry Cat gave him a big blow from the back knocking him out. In the meantime, Samus was charging her energy beam. As soon as the Cat knocked Yoshi out, Samus shot the energy beam straight to the Angry Cat. The beam successfully managed to hit the Angry Cat, burning him and also weakening him in the process. However Samus has lost her battle armor and so Samus turned herself into a sexy Zero Suit Samus. The audience glued at her. Koshai glued at her. It was heaven for him. Even worse, the Angry Cat stared at her and really got over-excited. He started whistling loud, his tongue stretched down to the ground. He was in love. Samus, realizing the fact that Angry Cat became obsessed with her, ran away with fear from being hooked up with this cat. The audience became sad. Koshai became sad.

 

 It seemed the Angry Cat was not fighting anymore; rather he was jumping here and there after seeing Samus. Pikachu took his greatest opportunity to knock out the weakened Angry Cat. He charged his electric bolt and shot the Angry Cat. The Angry blasted to the sky again. Pikachu at the end was the winner of this mind-blowing battle. The audience cheered for him. Koshai was sad for Samus but he ultimately moved on from his sadness by producing one of his greatest works of his life.