this one time, at band camp....

a party with lots of alcohal was held, which lead to many drunk people doing things that they shouldnt, which resulted in a night i rather not know the details about. 9 months after that i oh so coincedently was born. and that day was 18 years ago today! :D

 

now needless to say, i am not the result of my mother being irresponcable at band camp one crazy night, but today is the day that marks my 18th year on this earth.

here is a fun fact about me: did you know i was almost born in a movie theater. yup, mom went into labour but being 19 years old and not knowing what to do, she figured she would finish watching the movie before heading to the hospital. i just know, if i was actually born in that movie theater, it better have been a great movie god damn it, and if it was, i hope i messed up the movie for every one there lol

 

any ways, im 18 years old now. let the "congrats/happy birthdays/why the hell do i care?/go die in a fire!/i hope you have a great birthday/i want a piece...no screw that i want ALL of your cake" comment comence! :P