Twisted Metal Angry Cat Version

“Sir, I just got a report that there is a huge roller truck creating a chaos in the city.” An informer rushed towards Commander Kahn with a print out of the satellite image. Commander Kahn, after looking closely at the image, had got into a big headache as the one driving that large roller truck is none other than the Angry Cat himself. The Angry Cat was on a serious road rage, destroying and crushing everything in his path. The roller truck is a monster truck built in cast iron. A thing that is confusing Kahn was that how a short brain fused Cat can even think of driving a vehicle. He soon dispatched some of the most fearsome mercenaries with armored vehicles (Twisted Metal?) to take down the Angry Cat for good before the Angry Cat can make further damage. Later he kept on thinking how the Cat can drive something that huge.

 

This is what happened. The Angry Cat passed through a gun shop in one of the unfortunate towns (unfortunate as Angry Cat was present). The Angry Cat lost his AK-47 from the previous encounter with the Batman and Catwoman. As soon as the Angry Cat was passing through the gun shop, he somehow took a glimpse of his favorite AK-47 at the display. The Angry Cat immediately rushed to grab that beauty but was stopped by the store owner since he thought he was a robber and second he did not have license to carry guns. The Angry Cat was fuming and was forcing his way to get that and was trying to scratch the store owner. The store owner was well built. He somehow grabbed a baseball bat and hit the Angry Cat straight up. The Angry Cat flew away and landed inside a roller truck with its engine turned on. The Angry hit the emergency brake and so the truck started to move. The Angry Cat was so brainless that he did not how to stop it. Even worse, he messed up some controls and increased the speed of the roller truck. The Angry Cat had no idea that there was a brake in the truck. The Angry Cat did not even care. All he cared that he needed to get that AK-47. He did not care if anything in front of the truck is getting crushed through this inhuman road rage.

 

The roller truck was however intercepted by the mercenaries on hire. These mercenaries, Warthog, Mr. Grimm, Sweet Tooth, Thumper, Outlaw, Spectre, and Axel, were all trying to damage the cast iron roller truck. The roller truck was simply invincible. 1-2 hours passed but nothing happened to the roller truck. The already panic stricken inhabitants in the town were evacuating the town for their precious lives because these mercenaries had infamous reputation of battling each other without even care of the damages done in the surroundings. Rumor has it that one of the mercenaries carries a small nuclear warhead.

 

The battle was still going on. The mercenaries are left with only one ammo and they were trying to find a way to destroy the truck for good. However, the truck had no weaknesses. The mercenaries got a decisive plan. Why not use up the final ammo from everyone’s arsenals simultaneously at the tank and create a huge shockwave, by combining all the damaging powers of all the weapons. Everyone agreed. The mercenaries circled around the roller truck and shot their last weapon as a last resort. The plan worked but in worst possible way. The resulting shockwave was so huge that the wave damaged the mercenaries’ vehicles and the surrounding buildings of the towns at catastrophic level. On the positive note, the truck flew away undamaged (still????) and fell onto a river. The Angry Cat was swept away by the river to somewhere unknown. For the mercenaries, it’s a job well done (well sort off considering the damage). Commander Kahn would not be pleased at the damage but the mercenaries does not care about that as they just need the money and get away.