What happens when insanity collides with insanity? Result - Boredom!!!

General by Koshai on  Feb 09, 2010

Illidian Stormrage has to do something to destroy this Angry Cat. It has become a headache for him. However even though his mind is in pain from his headache, it generated a brilliant master plan that can help him get rid of this puny little mess once and for all. To match an insane foe, you need someone who is also insane. Who is the likely candidate for mercenary for hire to kill this Angry Cat? Enter Doctor Roo (or Ripper Roo in uncontrolled state). The insane mad scientist Doctor Roo, who naturally tries to hides his insanity using a long moustache and a doctor coat, is a specialist in explosives. He cannot stop himself until he kills his opponent for good. He is very determined to kill anyone whom he is assigned to kill. Rumor has it that Doctor Roo turns himself into Ripper Roo (a dangerous uncontrollable insane madman) when any explosion hits him.

 

For few days the controlled Doctor Roo studied the Angry Cat’s line of movement. So he predicted its next location and set up a trap full of green Nitro crates. He also set up a picture of the Voluptuous Meow to make the Angry Cat angry, therefore making its first offensive move. That’s exactly what happened. The Angry Cat approached Doctor Roo’s predicted place. The Angry Cat saw the picture of the Voluptuous Meow besides where Doctor Roo was standing. The cat shouted and charged forward with its AK-47 armed. Unfortunately the cat stepped on the trap full of Nitro crates and the crates immediately exploded, knocking out the Angry Cat straight up. However Doctor Roo was standing near the crates and the explosion knocked him out too. The insane Angry Cat hit the ground with its head colliding first. When the sane Cat woke up (he had hit its head), he saw the transformed Ripper Roo coming to attack him. The speed, ferocity and tenacity of the Ripper Roo were no match for the sane cat. At one point, Ripper Roo quickly disarmed the Cat’s AK-47, leaving the Cat unharmed. Is this the end of the so called hero Cat?

 

Luck favored the Cat again. The insane Ripper Roo hit the cat straight to the head, leaving the cat’s mind messed up again. The Angry insane cat reemerged. It’s time for the battle of two insane beings. It would be a fight never seen before. Illidian Stormrage is watching everything live from his widescreen LCD TV. The two started fighting at such a speed that no one can see their moves. It is like another epic DragonBall Z fight. The Angry Cat is shouting like crazy and using its claws to scratch its opponent while Ripper Roo is constantly hopping and throwing some TNTs on his foe. What Illidian can only see are smokes of sand, explosions here and there and a fighting scene that people normally see in funny animes. Both are transforming repeatedly from insane to sane and back to insane, as these two characters were constantly being hit by explosives and blows in their head. Minutes passed, hours passed, days passed, months passed but this epic fight was still going on. Illidian got bored after watching for hours and days and keeping himself awake by driking too many Red Bull energy drinks. He turned off the TV and went back to sleep. He doesn’t care about the result anymore as he was so tired. What happened next? Only God knows. Illidian turned off the TV, so there is no more coverage to write in this blog, as the writer (Koshai) himself was watching along with Illidian while eating popcorns. He also got tired went back to his home.

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