Why I Hate Metro: Last Light

Man, Metro: Last Light is a terrible game. It’s as if the developers didn’t know what they were doing at all. Silly me to expect that the PC version of a PC-centric game would be the prime choice, as it seemed to be the worst of all. Configurations were barely adaptable and workarounds in forums filled with people experiencing errors didn’t seem to change a thing, but that’s only the start of technical issues. Checkpoints were placed willy-nilly and screw you if you happened to pass the wrong one, because in some form of omniscient behavior, you were supposed to know what would happen next or get instantly killed.  Luckily, that’s in the section the game does allow you to play on your own, without leading your by the hand. Most of the time, you’ll just do whatever the game tells you, as if to say that the player is too dumb to do it on their own.

Don’t even get me started on all glitches in the game. Or how about the terrible “stealth” element, where players can pass clearly visible sections without being spotted. Also, I know it’s called Last Light, but that’s only because Eternal Darkness was already taken, since it likes blinding your view at all turns. That’s ok though, because the artificial intelligence is brain dead anyway. Seriously, screw this game. Below, we'll give you visual proof of this. Read our review to see how terrible it was.

Because people are more than one-dimensional plains, feel free to see the counterbalance to this article for Metro: Last Light.

Daav Valentaten, NoobFeed. (@Daavpuke)