Angry Cat in Gotham City

When the Angry Cat fell on the Catwoman’s lap, the Catwoman was overjoyed, leaving her bank robbery plans and petting the Cat. As soon as the Angry Cat saw the sexy black cat suit wearing Catwoman, it started screaming in fury. Guess what just happened here. As usual the Angry Cat thought the Catwoman as that Voluptuous Meow in disguise (not a single sexy woman are sparred by this Cat, so as an advice to those women out there, please do not wear any cat suit or anything that resembles a cat). Unfortunately for the Catwoman, the Angry Cat had possessed his beloved AK-47 which it was still holding it. The Angry Cat started spraying bullets at everyone. The Catwoman somehow managed to dodge the bullets (due to her super agility powers derived from Cat). The Catwoman realized that it was impossible to fight back. Luckily she found a Batman comic book. The Catwoman managed to slice the Batman logo from the intro page using her long nails (Cat claws). She found a powerful flashlight, crawled down while escaping the barrage of bullets and appeared near the window. She held the Batman paper logo with one hand and shot her flashlight towards the logo and to the sky, this sending a help signal to Batman.

 

Meanwhile, the Angry Cat already killed most of the Catwoman’s gang. It was furious as ever. At one point the Angry Cat somehow found the hiding Catwoman. Is this the end of the Gotham’s city’s one of the most fearsome and sexy villain? The Angry Cat was about to press the trigger of its AK-47, when the Gotham’s city’s favorite hero Batman showed up and threw his Batarang towards the Angry Cat’s hand disarming the Cat. The Angry Cat got more furious (supposed to be as it was not able to kill the one who betrayed it and made its life miserable). The Cat charged against Batman trying to scratch Batman with his vicious claws. Batman’s dodging speed was no match with the speed of the Angry Cat. Luckily he managed to strike a “POW!!!” on the Angry Cat’s face knocking it down. Batman went near the downed Cat and struck another “POW!!!” to ensure he passes out. Batman later grabbed Catwoman’s hand and left the building quickly fearing the Angry Cat may wake up and search for them.

 

The rescued Catwoman was so relieved. She took a deep breath and hugged Batman and gave a big kiss to her hero Batman (how romantic!!! I guess they are supposed to be the couples either in the comics or in the movie). For the time being the two most formidable foes became love partners, thanks to this maniac Angry Cat. Later that night the Catwoman returned back to her place hoping that the Angry Cat disappeared. She carefully moved inside the room hoping to grab her bank robbery blueprints and also hoping to avoid the Angry Cat (if the Cat was present in the room). She was relieved that the Angry Cat disappeared, but to her despair, her blueprints were torn into pieces. The Catwoman was totally devastated, realizing that her bank robbery plans were failed. Gotham city was saved by this puny little Angry Cat.

 

Note: Here “POW” is referred as a comic book expression for a punch and it was widely shown in the old 60s Batman series.