Chuck Norris

Hello, or saravaya!!

I have a new "thing" in my thing... I tend to not know the names of the things, which is... a bad thing.

Anyway, I am still waiting for the fuel that a certain Mr.Administrator dude promised, and still nothing. Where do I complain about this individual, in the closest gas station?

Anyway, I am new (4634 years old) and I need to learn about using the site. So, I would like to ask you all a few questions:

-Who is the perfect user here?

-Who do I ask for modship? My drivers license hasn't expired yet. I like to fly in my spaceship a lot.

-What is a blog?

-Where do I get clean underwear?