*clears throat*

This is the Lagiacrus. The Lagiacrus is my pimp.

 

At first, I was frustrated with the idea, but I have come to accept it.

Now, what else is a b***** to do while being beaten by her pimp? Over. And over. And over. Again.

Write haikus about him, of course.

 

Lagiacrus

Please stop it

Breaking my weapon

It's suckish

 

Pointy spikes

Send out electric sparks

They hurt lots

 

Fire hurts you

Who can trust Cha Cha?

You're still alive!

 

Cool blue skin

Turns gray in Rage Mode

DO NOT WANT

 

 

 

*cough* Thank you.

*emosob*