If I was……. (Part 1)

We have played so many games. We have some favorite ones and also some favorite characters. Since we played and finished some games, we already know the game characters’ stories. Some admire their role, some do not, and some feel that if he/she could do this or that and so on. So I just found an idea for tonight’s blog. I am going to write about if I could be in place of these characters then what could I have done. So at no more farther delay, let’s start.

 

Mario – Any Mario Series

 

First of all, I would rather stay away from that unfaithful Princess Peach. I have a serious bad feeling that Princess Peach has some sort of affair with the villain Bowser. In every game Bowser always kidnap Peach and it’s up to Mario to risk his life save her. It seems that Princess Peach is trying to make a plot to get rid of Mario for good, while keeping herself good to the society of Mushroom Kingdom. Why I should waste my time roaming around different world just to save that unfaithful princess. Also my life is too precious. If Princess Peach ever gets kidnapped, then to hell with her! I would rather celebrate, hop on to Yoshi, make Yoshi swallow a blue shell and finally fly around with freedom.

 

Sub Zero – Mortal Kombat series

 

OMG!!! I have freezing power. What should I do? What should I do? This is so awesome!!! Yes yes, I will stop fighting since I know the battle of Mortal Kombat will lead to nowhere (its like boring soap operas with boring episodes). You help save the world and within few seconds you face a different (or I should say even worse) problem. So I would rather quit fighting, retire with retirement plan and buy a huge arena where I can design a snow hill or a snow platform using my freezing powers and spend my time snowboarding and ice skating. Not to mention I could use my powers to freeze up some creamy desserts to make ice cream.

 

Liu Kang – Mortal Kombat series

 

Since the term Mortal Kombat came, I cannot forget to mention Liu Kang here. Seriously speaking I don’t want to be Liu Kang. He is just a loser with some sort of cry baby attitude and I don’t like to be like that. If I ever was in place of him, first of all, I will eat up some hot charcoal just to damage my vocal cord so I could never ever shout like him and if it turns out to be too painful then I would rather kill myself. No problem! There are other heroes to save Earthrealm, like Sub Zero or Scorpion.

 

Master Chief – Halo series

 

I would rather spend my time talking with the beautiful Cortana almost every single time. She seems not get bothered when there is any chit chat.

 

Larry – Leisure Suit Larry series

 

What am I thinking????? Next one please!!!

 

Sonic the Hedgehog

 

Well we all know he is having a hard time trying to get back his stardom. So why not I help him! If I was Sonic, then I could have gone to the Olympics for my country. I could break every single world and Olympic record in sprint races. Even I could break Michael Phelps record of most gold medals in a single Olympic.

 

Soap McTavish – Call of Duty Modern Warfare series

 

He’s ok, but he is being mind controlled by the Passivision people. So instead of joining forces for upcoming Modern Warfare 3 (if ever there is a possibility) then I would get out of the virtual world and blackmail the Passivision people to focus on a more innovative Call of Duty game.

 

Tidus – Final Fantasy X

 

Blitzball is awesome. If I ever become Tidus, I would surely die. Why because I cannot swim. So after I am done with swimming practice, the first thing I need to ensure is to have a oxygen mask or I would end up getting drowned for good. Btw! I would have Yuna on my side cheering for me. Oh yes!! I am a polite guy and I don’t whine, so I would stay away from whining a lot.

 

Duke Nukem

 

Why him? Because he is cool!! He has weapons, he has his attitude, he loves girls and he has some cheesy dialogs. I would not modify his traits. However I would add something to further increase his coolness. I would have a flamethrower and find a hopeless chicken and shoot flame on it. Roasted chicken anyone?

 

This concludes my first part of “If I was” series. There will be more of this. I don’t know how many parts the series will be since there are so many characters out there. Oh btw! I didn’t mention any female character here. I have a different plan for them. I am thinking of making “If I met......” series.