The Humanity!1

So today, I finally bought a new computer a dell xps 420 which is a pretty solid computer intel quad core procesor 1 terrabyte harddrive, pretty good and I was gonna use it to start playing starcraft 2 becasue my computer is hmmm 7? years old now so it dosen't have a chance in hell to run it. Anyways I get the computer home and am in the process of plugging it in, moniter, speakers, mouse, power internet, Hey what is this chord, whatever I probably dont need it, Go turn it on and find out IT"S THE KEYBOARD!!! because mine as the traditional messed up plugin and not a simple usb my computer has no such port SOOOO I have no keyboard, my brand new copy of Starcraft 2 Sitting in the box waiting to get my new keyboard probably not till tommorow......... GAHHHHH THE HUMANITY!