(Updated) Its Party time in the Battleground!!!!

Inside a secret underground base, far far away from the battleground, a government official was scanning areas through satellite imagery and seismic signals. To his surprise, he found a serious distress signal coming from the seventh land of the Earth. Satellite image shows there is a huge fighting going on there. Commander Kahn, thinking it’s a serious issue, dispatches one of the government’s finest agents, The Elite Beat Agent, to solve this problem. The Elite Beat Agent (EBA in short) did not waste any time and immediately started his journey to solve his most difficult mission he is going to face. Normally he used to help motivate people indirectly during crisis, by dancing in front of them with a loud cheesy music (If you guys want to know what kind of music, google it and you guys will get the list of soundtracks). However in this case, the two extremely dangerous beings are already motivated to fight each other to death.

 

In the battlefield, both the Angry Cat and Ripper Roo drained all of their energies. They still kept on fighting even though they are tired as hell. The Angry Cat could not handle to keep its body to stand still and immediately fell down. Ripper Roo fell down too but he had the upper hand since he had his TNT crates in his possession as a form of range attack (the Angry Cat was unarmed). He set up the timer and when he was almost went to throw the crate, the EBA showed up from nowhere and without any delay turned on his iPod, connected to a hi-fi speaker, and played a song from Avril Lavigne (Sk8tr Boy) and started dancing hard hoping to motivate them to stop fighting (whereas the two insane beings almost stopped fighting). Within minutes, the almost passed out Angry Cat could not bear the music. It stood up and started moving here and there, while shouting and keeping its ear closed with both hands. Suddenly the Angry Cat stepped on a box full of Nitro crates. The crates exploded altogether knocking the Angry Cat straight to the sky, far away from the battleground. Ripper Roo, after seeing this unbelievable scene, got very angry. He was almost an inch close to kill the Angry Cat. Realizing his effective master plan failed, Ripper Roo threw the timed TNT towards the dancing Agent. Within few seconds the TNT exploded knocking out the EBA straight to the sky. The insanely long battle finally ended.

 

The EBA fell near to the secret underground base. Commander Kahn approached and congratulated the knocked out EBA and went away. The mission was a success. In the battlefield, Ripper Roo was very mad. His reputation was ruined. Now he started to wonder what he was going to say to his client Illidian Stormrage. Meanwhile the Angry Cat dropped to an unknown territory, where everything was dark and gloomy………………..(to be continued in the next Angry Cat blog).

 

UPDATE : This is I guess the 11th Angry Cat blog. I write these blogs based on the name of the level. For those who are reading the Angry Cat level blogs for the first time, here are the names and stuffs and how they are linked with my past Angry Cat blogs and will be linked with my future Angry Cat blogs:

Characters:

Angry Cat : The main character of the series. Totally insane, short fused, have no sense and thinking power and so no morality, because It is not in its right state of mind for the time being. Sometimes in some scenarios the Cat gets back his sanity, thus getting back its morality. It always carries its beloved AK-47 and it always shouts. Who is this Angry Cat. Just look at my avatar. It is ironically considered the savior of the world.

Voluptious Meow : The overly beautiful and sexy femme fatale Cat, who was responsible for making Angry Cat insane. She is one of the villains of the series. She has serious seductive power.  Out of every villains in the series, the Angry Cat hates her by heart and wants to kill her for good.

Illidian Stormrage : This guy consider himself as Godfather. He is half devil and half night elf. He has this big amibition of taking over the world but fears the Angry Cat and considers it as the biggest foe, although the Angry Cat never met him and I dont know whether the Angry Cat will ever meet him.

Koshai : Yup its me! I come occationally in the story as an observer and a reporter.

There are several other minor characters like Ripper Roo and Elite Beat Agent in this blog and also characters like Lola, McWolf, Zool, Monkey who does cameo appearances.

 

AK-47 : It is the Angry Cats beloved weapon of choice for ultimate destruction.

Insanity to sanity and vice versa : It only occurs to Angry Cat when it is being hit on the head hard.

 

Lollilpop : Beware of anyone having lollipops, especially the red ones. Angry Cat thinks it is a grenade. Idea taken from Streets of Rage from Sega Genesis.

 

There will be more terms which I can consider them as permanent for the series.

 

Trivia: I used the term seventh land here. It is because there is a link with one of my previous Angry Cat blogs (Zool meets Angry Cat) where the character Zool tries to pass all the seven lands of Earth.