Flaming PS3 Black Ops 101

You have to love the internet. From day one, mankind has used the technology deemed for learning, accessibility and personal expansion for marvelous things like tons of pornography, the perversion of any human thought and of course the anonymity of pissing on the collective world’s parade.

It is in this spirit that online petitioners have found a way to come together to spit their gall on Call Of Duty: Black Ops, by demanding a refund! Strangely enough this time, it’s not PC owners who are complaining of the poor quality, but Playstation 3 owners of the franchise who feel robbed. Claiming to have “sub-par graphics, buggy software and less features,” these angry gamers are distraught and then some.  They’re arguing with many citations that it isn’t fair for the Playstation 3 to be inferior to Xbox 360 with the same capabilities.
 

There's always Gamestop...

 

See, this is why you shouldn’t stick to your screen to live and breathe hype for months on end. You’re only letting yourself get riled up for ultimate disappointment, not because of the game, but due to you expecting the moon and stars. Really: Who here agrees that Black Ops is a terrible game, by a show of hands?

You bought the game, dudes and dudettes. Some games are good and some games are bad, but a refund? If that’s so, I’m going to contact Namco for making me buy Pac-Man 2: The New Adventures and demand reparations for the decades of trauma’s the worst game ever has given me.

Stick to your guns, all the pun intended as this is the internet after all.

Daav Valentaten, NoobFeed.