Silly Polly Beast Review
PC
When punk rock, demons, and skateboards collide, you're in for a ride you won't forget.
Reviewed by Warlord on Oct 30, 2025
Jumping into Silly Polly Beast is like skydiving without a parachute. No amount of trailers or screenshots or Steam page hype can really prepare you for what Andrei Chernoshyv has cooked up. The game immediately tells you that this isn't your typical indie adventure.
It pushes you into the deep end, where you must swim or drown, with its punk rock intensity, a deteriorating planet, and morally gray options. It's ambitious and a little rough around the edges, but in the end, it's addicting in a manner that only an independent game can be. The layers of gameplay and narrative combine to create something that is at once confusing, challenging, and wildly entertaining, keeping you second-guessing all throughout Silly Polly Beast.

At the center of it all is Polly, the protagonist, who is mute and communicates her thoughts through speech bubbles and text messages on her phone. From the very start, her situation is so uniquely portrayed, like in no other game before, that it draws you in. Polly begins her day waiting for her best friend, Alice, under a bridge by a lake.
She's cold, lights a trash can for warmth, and promptly falls asleep, only to have her favorite lighter stolen by what appears to be a wolf or perhaps a zombie wolf. Following the tracks leads to a dramatic fall into an abyss, a void where life and death blur, and where she meets a tormented demon chained by three powerful seals.
The demon offers a deal: if Polly can hunt down three controlling demons, he will help her escape.
The game then shifts into a hellish environment full of enemies and allies, establishing the scene for a narrative that swings like a pendulum between psychological horror and indie charm. Despite Polly being unable to get words out of her mouth, her journey is propelled by flashbacks to her time in the orphanage, which help to develop her as a heroine worth rooting for.
Choices pepper the story, some leading to instant consequences or even death, though the game's autosave system ensures that players have a chance to try again. Not every decision drastically alters the course of the story, but subtle changes in dialogue and events add layers of complexity to her interactions with both NPCs and the world.
Alongside Polly's personal quest, a rebellion among the embers (humanoid enemies) unfolds. Are you right in the path you take, or will guilt and trauma shape your decisions? This is a question of morality you'll have to find the answer to. The story is on the edge of the bizarre and the thought-provoking.
What makes the world of Silly Polly Beast stand out is how it shifts its style and gameplay at almost every turn. From interconnected areas to dungeons with locked paths and shortcuts, the design often feels random yet deliberate.
Environmental storytelling thrives here, with dirty battlefields, seedy tunnels, and fog-drenched streets all conveying the decay of the world in which Polly lives. Even small details, such as using burning trash cans to refill her revolver's ammunition, reinforce the Bear Grylls-level survival in this game. The game manages to balance a sense of wonder with tension to make you sweat your ass off.

Gameplay in Silly Polly Beast blends elements of top-down twin-stick shooters, survival horror, and even occasional skateboarding. Yes, skateboarding.
Polly can sprint, dodge, roll, and perform a three-hit melee combination with her skateboard, which also works as a weapon. Her beginning revolver contains six rounds, but she can find secret spots that give her more shots.
She can only have one secondary weapon at a time, such as a shotgun, a machine gun, or a spear gun. Ammo management is critical; special weapons require pickups from enemies or boxes, while the revolver can refill at specific points like trash cans—but only if they're still burning.
Combat demands attention to detail. Polly's stamina dictates melee combos and dodges, which can be a bit limited, but you work with what you're given, especially against larger enemy groups. Some enemies can regenerate, cast shields, or summon minions, so you have to be sharp with what move you make.
Both bosses and mini-bosses have unique strategies that make eliminating them a challenging task. The battle's puzzle-layer design appealed to me because it prevented boredom and repetition. Reading patterns, using the right weapon, or baiting attacks into traps keeps the encounters from turning into bullet sponges, and the ever-changing loadout and gained abilities make Silly Poly Beast just tough to put down, if only to see what item or book you'll acquire next.
Health-restoring items, grenades in the form of larvae, and money scattered throughout the environment make your life a lot easier. Shops located in hub areas allow you to purchase heals, new weapons, or upgrades, though getting enough cash requires you to explore every nook and cranny or be good at skateboarding side quests.
Enemies in the game early on are mostly melee shadow creatures. You will later encounter soldiers wearing masks, such as those with bunny or frog masks. These soldiers carry weapons and may sometimes have shields or use larvae as grenades to target your character.
The pig-masked soldiers are more aggressive and take more hits. Some masked soldiers can even cast healing or small shields to protect themselves. Lastly, wolf-masked soldiers can summon demons or wolves to help them.
All masked soldiers, the first time you defeat them, will drop their masks. Collecting them unlocks cosmetics or provides more lore about the game in the library.

Despite its creativity, Silly Polly Beast is not without its challenges. People often argue about how difficult the game is, and some parts are as challenging as your dad's belt in middle school. Attacks from enemies may be too much to handle. You can't always rely on spawn points.
Additionally, being low on health or ammunition can leave you vulnerable during a fight. Yes, the dodge mechanism is helpful; however, it may be inaccurate, particularly in battle or when environmental dangers are present, such as red mist with spikes.
Some encounters require mastery of weapons and rituals. These moments may leave some of us divided, as some of you will like the challenge, while the rest get busy throwing their controllers around. Still, the game's frequent autosaves mitigate extreme losses, allowing you to simply reset and try again until you get things right. In my opinion, the game's haphazard difficulty contributes to its survival-horror tension.
Progression in Silly Polly Beast is tightly tied to narrative advancement rather than traditional leveling systems.
Over time, Polly learns new weapons, skills, and rituals, including flying, summoning spikes, or making herself float. You typically have to finish plot beats or explore certain regions to get these skills. Sometimes rituals can only be done in certain places. Polly's fundamental attributes stay about the same, but completing side tasks makes her more powerful.
Visually, the game is a "low-poly" marvel with a surreal, often gory beauty. Environments are very detailed, with rain, fog, and lighting enhancing the sense of decay. Enemy designs, especially the embers, combine human-like features with monstrous traits that just give you the heebie-jeebies.
The art style, ranging from starkly simple low-poly figures to more detailed comic-inspired sections, provides visual variety that keeps the exploration engaging. Character portraits, particularly Polly's expressions, are occasionally repetitive, but the overall aesthetic sustains the tone and storytelling effectively.
Sound design and visuals together make for a Yin and Yang pair.
During exploration, battle music alternates between eerie synths and hard-hitting tracks. In-game sounds such as splashing water and eerie ambient effects give you the impression that you are walking or, more often, skateboarding like Polly. With sound cues that clearly indicate hits, enemy attacks, or successful actions, combat feedback is gratifying.

Silly Polly Beast is a great indie game that might really be a candidate for horror game of the year. Its tale is morally ambiguous and has story beats that aren't always clear. And the gameplay is so good that it keeps the tension high all the time, and I mean all the time.
Even though the game can be challenging and occasionally clumsy to play, these aspects add to its distinct, skin-crawling appeal. The replay value is significant due to the numerous endings, collectible masks, and a wide range of skills and weapons to unlock.
Silly Polly Beast may be "silly" by name, but it will actually crawl under your skin like you wouldn't have imagined. And you'd be silly to miss out on, and I'll leave it at that. For players who crave an indie experience that breaks conventional molds and isn't afraid to throw everything—including the kitchen sink—at you, this is a ride well worth taking.
Senior Editor, NoobFeed
Verdict
Silly Polly Beast is a wild adventure that seamlessly blends storytelling and combat, making it perhaps one of the best indie horror experiences available on the market. It is a must-play experience for daring gamers.
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