Happy Holidays 2011 From Nintendo

It’s Christmas Eve and I only wrapped two stupid presents. And I hate everyone that doesn’t get that reference. But in other news, Season’s Greetings to you and your kin, regardless of faith, social status or gender; because gender matters in here somehow. In even other news, Nintendo Benelux also wishes you personally a wonderful time in the arrival of this new year and that warms our cynical hearts of coal. It’s warm like a hearth in my chest right now; come warm yourself up! Or, you know, just look at the cute card they sent us of a pop-up 3D Mario. Now that’s a classy way to ring in the new age.
 

This is how that pops in 500Kb or less. Hipsters will know.
 

Keeping things festive, they’ve also released an announcement trailer for Boom Street, which is Europe’s more terrorist sounding Fortune Street. See? Europe means terrorism; America means capitalism. Nintendo knows their stuff. You’ll be able to purchase this fun-filled family game come “Driekoningen,” which is the “Epiphany” or the conclusion of Twelve Days of Christmas. It’s on January 6 2012, ok? Don’t tell us we’ve never tried to give you a little knowledge now and again. My grandpa just ate 7 hotdogs.
 

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Daav Valentaten, NoobFeed. (@Daavpuke)