If I met........(Part 1)

A blog post ago, I wrote the first part of “If was blog”. I have included all male characters and didn’t include any female characters. Why should I? I am not female. So I had a different plan for these female characters. How about me myself meet them face-to-face. How the scenarios will be like. Lets see.

 

Princess Peach: Super Mario Franchise

 

Yea yea! I had to include her first since I want to meet her first and say straight on her face, “Get the freak out of Mario’s life, you double crosser and stay out of my way! You are not worth my time and don’t expect me to rescue you and I hope you live happily ever after serving with Bowser.”

 

Lara Croft: Tomb Raider series

 

I have incredible interest on her, not because of her hotness but because of her interesting expedition and her incredible mansion. If I ever met her I would love to have her as guide so I can travel with her to different places in the world. I would befriend her and ask her to organize parties in her mansion, so I can have some fun over there. I was thinking of marrying her but I have other options and I want to have some more of my bachelor life.

 

Samus Aran: Metroid Series

 

Samus is my number one in my female characters to go on a date list. Problem is she spends most of the time fighting aliens and she doesn’t even show her face. So somehow I have to find my way to get on her way. Then I have to make sure I also make myself armed and also kill aliens along with her. If that does not impress her, maybe I should arm myself with a Nintendo Gameboy and play Metroid and finish 100%. I am sure that will impress her and show her face. Then after some lovely talks with her I can finally take her to a date. Mission successful.

 

Cate Archer: No One Lives Forever series

 

Confusion, confusion about with whom I am going to date first. She is perfect, smart and seems pretty good to talk with. Problem is she is from the 60s. So I need to do a time travel. Rumor has it that she likes spies, so I will like to play spy game with her. So if I get a chance to meet her, then first of all I have to see some old James Bond movies and also watch “Austin Powers: The Spy who shagged me” to get some in-depth advice, facts and blah blah blah before I attempt to hit her.

 

Rayne: BloodRayne

 

I should be careful while dealing with her. She is a dhampir so I need to use some sort of neck protection like a neck bracer or something just to avoid her bite, provided if she thinks me as a threat. Who knows? Vampires can never be trusted sometimes. Or I might even use a neck pillow so she can get some comfort to her scary vampire teeth (along with the protection from the bite), thus charming her. I would love to dance with her wearing that sexy black dress that she wore in BloodRayne 2.

 

Rinoa Heartily: Final Fantasy 8

 

She is such a sweet girl and people may even get impressed with her sweet talks. No wonder Squall’s awesome attitude changed to a lousy romantic Romeo just because she was very sweet. If I ever hang out with her, only God knows when I am going to quit talking with her because she is so nice to talk. What a nostalgic feeling. I just need to be careful from Squall since he might be angry at me talking to her so long. I don’t want to face his gunblade.

 

 Liara Tsoni: Mass Effect Series

 

Liara T’soni was my favorite female character until Mass Effect II (Miranda, Tali and Kelly are competing each other for the rightful place). She was so sweet in the first game but in Mass Effect II she was so arrogant and I felt that she was using Shepard for her cause that is good for nothing. If I was in place of Shepard, then I would slap her right away, while hoping not to create racial tension because I am human (of course I needed a backup from other Asaris before I ever slap her).

 

Lisa/La Mariposa: Dead or Alive series

 

Do I need to say anything else? She is a Dead or Alive character. Some of you (especially guys) figured that out. Damn I so perverted. I would definitely love to have some training of Brazilian Capoeira with her. I have some fascination of this technique and not to mention you can use this training in dancing. That’s not all, how about going for a beach volleyball with her?

 

Cortana: Halo series

 

An A.I. with you is not a bad idea after all. After all she is smart, quite nice to talk to and also beautiful. The best part is that you can spend your idle time with her, if you think you are quite alone and need someone to talk to (maybe for personal motivation and satisfaction). Best of all, she is portable and can accompany you anywhere. I just need to be careful not to be obsessed with her cause consequences may not be the same.

 

Well that’s all for the time being. I will find some more. Well if you all have any character requests for “If I was” or “If I met” blogs, feel free to PM me.