Love Chemistry

As I am going to be a Chemical Engineer soon, so I must share this with you people. Although Chemical Engineering is not all about Chemistry, but you need to have very good command over Chemistry. Enjoy !

 

 

SYMBOL : Ilu

ATOMIC NUMBER : 2

ATOMIC WEIGHT : Varies from Couple To couple

POSITION ON PERIODIC TABLE : Close To The Heart

OCCURRENCE : Occurs In highly Reactive State , Colleges Compounds ,Cinema, Halls, Parks and Bus stops!

METHOD OF PREPARATION :
a) : by the action of beauty upon heart. An Exothermic reaction resulting in the higher rate of blood circulation and Faster heart beat!

b) : by the combination of two complex compounds. commonly known as a Boy and a Girl!

CATALYST USED : Friends, Cousins, Movies, Restaurants and a highly active imagination!

REDUCING AGENTS : Parents, Teachers, Neighbors and Society!

GIRL + PARENTS ---> EXPLOSION + LOSS OF SALINE WATER FROM TEAR GLANDS

BOY + REDUCING AGENT ---> REBELLIONS

PHYSICAL PROPERTIES :
a) : Gas at human temperature

b) : COLOR : Varying shades of Pink

c) : ODOR : Strong enough to sweep one off one's feet

CHEMICAL PROPERTIES :
a) : ACTION ON SCIENTISTS : LOVE + SCIENTIST ---> PHILOSOPHER

b) : ACTION ON TEENAGERS : LOVE + TEENAGER ---> POET

c) : REACTS VIGOROUSLY WITH SUPPRESSION

d) : CANNOT BE DISSOCIATED BY USE OF "SOLID" AND "BEAT" ENERGY

USES :
a) : HELPS IN FOOD ECONOMY : As One Is In LOVE ..forgets to EAT and DRINK!

b) : SMALL AND SUBTLE DOSAGE IS NECESSARY : As It Is Go0d For BODY and MIND

c) : RAW MATERIAL FOR MOVIE THEME

d) : NON-CONVENTIONAL SOURCE OF ENERGY