Oh Lola!!!!!!!!

General by Koshai on  Jan 23, 2010

After Zool ran away in fear, shattering his dreams, the Angry Cat still kept on shouting and moving here and there in extreme pain. It seemed it was crying like a baby, shouting with its mouth wide open and eyes closed. However while it was moving it did not notice there was an apple tree (the Angry Cat kept its eyes closed). It collided with the tree. Suddenly an apple fell off from the tree and hit its head straight. The Angry Cat went down. Its normal moral mind returned temporarily. See guys always respect the apple tree. If the apple did not fall over Newton’s head and bring him into his senses, there would be no Newton’s law and there would not be any developments in Physics and so there would be no cool inventions existed. The apple did its job again of bringing back Angry Cat’s senses. So the Angry Cat woke up. It saw blood coming out badly from its hand. It needs to stop it immediately. So it went to a nearest bar to get a bottle of alcohol to treat its hand.

 

Inside the bar, the Angry Cat (or should I say Calm Cat for the time being) asked the bartender for a bottle of alcohol and some patches. It took the stuffs and sat on a table. When it finished mending its hand, it looked around the bar while took some sip of the alcohol. Suddenly it got a glimpse of the beautiful and sexy Lola Del Rio sitting 4-5 tables away from it. The Angry Cat raised its eyebrows and smiled big. If it was any show, the camera would point at Lola for 3-4 seconds and play a background voice saying “Oh Lola!!!” like those stupid Hindi soap operas. Lola Del Rio was licking her red lollipop as usual (in a very seductive way). The Angry Cat closed its eyes thinking and day dreaming that the Cat was sitting on Lola’s lap while Lola petting it in a very sensual way. Meanwhile, McWolf was sitting 3-4 tables away from the Angry Cat. He didn’t like the way things are going between the Angry Cat and Lola (as usual that’s what he does). Angry at what he is seeing, he started screaming at the Angry Cat. The Angry Cat was not aware of his screams and ignoring him, since he was daydreaming. McWolf thought it’s time to teach him some lesson. He looked at the chandelier, which was pointing directly down at the Angry Cat, and shot his magnum to it. The chandelier hit directly towards the Angry Cat’s head. Now you all know what happens now.

 

Insanity took over Angry Cat’s mind. The Angry Cat kept on looking at Lola, but instead of daydreaming, it became wild like what you usually see McWolf doing that when he sees Miss Vavoom in Droopy and Dripple in Tom & Jerry Kids show. Its eyes came out, its jaw wide open. The Angry cat started jumping and whistling and worst of all started shooting its AK-47. Within few seconds, the whole bar was lifeless. All the occupants were dead unfortunately by Angry Cat. Except McWolf and Lola lived to see the horror that Angry Cat caused, without even being aware what its doing. Luckily Lola survived and didn’t became the target (because her lollipop was inside her mouth). Lola was shocked with her mouth wide open. Her red lollipop fell down (Oh boy!!! She is in danger). The Angry Cat saw the lollipop thinking it is another grenade from Streets of Rage (Genesis). The Angry Cat, thinking Lola as another Voluptuous Meow (in human form), locked her and started shooting its AK-47, even though it cannot even shoot its target (I wonder whether it would ever get a chance in shooting Olympics). Both Lola and McWolf got out of the bar in fear and ran away from the town for good, never to return anymore.

Rubayyat Akbar

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