Oh Lord!!!!!

 

While the Angry Cat and the Monkey staring at each other create an exact scenario like an episode of Dragonball  Z, meanwhile in an area 500 miles away from the battleground (the battleground being Lord’s Cricket Ground), the Queen Lady is watching the whole thing along with her King Lord inside a radioactive proof flying capsule. It is just their usual time-pass (what can you all expect from the direct descendents of the Lords of the Ancient Rome). “Dear Lord!!!” Queen Lady says in conflicting manner, “this is going to be a long even match. Who do you think is going to win, my Lord?”  Her Lord is perplexed, “Good Lord, “My mind is scrambled!!! I can’t think or even predict!!!” The Queen just shouted in agony, “Oh Good Lord!!! Help us!!!!! This is too much for us to see!!!” Even the side-effects of this intense match is too much for this royal couple to handle. If even the two foes staring at each other can create such an aura of psychological disorder in people’s brain, like this royal couple is having, who naturally enjoys such duals, what worse can happen when the two foes starts fighting. Only Good Almighty Lord knows.

 

In the Lord’s Ground, Monkey is sweating like a pig and is trying to predict how the Angry Cat will make his first move. “Good Lord, please be on my side!!!” Monkey is praying out of fear. He can only predict Angry Cat’s only powerful move (supposed to be Angry Cat’s only move since Angry Cat can’t think properly with his scrambled mind), which is unpredictable shooting. That is exactly what happened. The Angry Cat, just looked at its AK-47, thinking that this thing can shoot, shot bullets here and there without even thinking that there is a target. Unfortunately, a bullet just pierced through Monkey’s thigh before Monkey even makes his first move. Thank Lord; the bullet didn’t hit the nuclear infused stomach. Lord wasn’t with Monkey’s side and Monkey immediately fell down. The Angry Cat kept on shooting until it tripped on Monkey’s leg falling down with its head colliding first. The Angry Cat got its mind stable temporarily thought of its morality then disarmed itself. The Monkey, not being able to move properly, kept lying down in pain. The instable brain of the Angry Cat has played another role of making Angry Cat insane and unstable again. The Angry Cat looked at injured Monkey, thinking with its unstable mind, that the Monkey is dead for good. So the Angry kept on moving forward carrying out its destruction on mankind. Monkey got lucky thanks to Lord. Maybe the Good Almighty Lord is playing a different game keeping both Monkey and Angry Cat alive for greater cause. What cause? Only Lord knows.

 

The King Lord and the Queen Lady were both disappointed and relieved. Disappointed because the battle was short, relieved because it was not catastrophic. So they drove their capsule back to their palace. Meanwhile Illidian Stormrage, who was watching everything through his widescreen TV live from Lord’s Cricket Ground, fumed in anger because he placed his bets on Monkey (he placed his fortune, how stupid Illidian can be!! “Dear Lord Satan,” Illidian cried, “why this has to happen to me, why, why??”