Win An Unlikely Fruity Nintendo DSi XL

You damned ice hockey, free health care bastards! You get the chance of mixing two of the best things in life together, namely Nintendo and Froot Loops. Well, that is if you’re not one of those Frenchies in Quebec, because for some reason Nintendo hates you.
 

Ok, perhaps Froot Loops shouldn't exude toxic fumes...
 

Froot Loops is currently having a contest (we are too) where you can win 1 in 7 Nintendo DSi XL, together with a copy of Mario Vs. Donkey Kong: Mini-Land Mayhem. There’s also a secondary prize to be won that consists of 1 pre-paid credit card, with a value of $50, because you know your kids’ data will be safe, right?

Outisde of French racism, the contest is very limited and thus only eligible for kids between the ages of 6 and 17. So, if you’re a huge 27-year old kid like moi myself, you’ll need to find a way and just lie your ass off. This would be a great time to abuse any family you have there and then not have the kid win the prize.
 

These ancient Froot Loops Are still good!
 

Also, you’d best have a look at the contest rules to see how you can win with no purchase necessary. It’s also a good way to brush up on the additional requirements are, such as a skill-testing question and whatnot. The contest will go on until June 16.

Froot Loops is banned in my country; something with a dangerous amount of fructose or something. All I know is, it’s been instated by people who seriously hate kids, so count your blessings that you can still have some.

Au revoir!

Daav Valentaten, NoobFeed. (@Daavpuke)