Angry Cat's Love Story with a Zombie Nurse
General by Koshai on Jul 27, 2010
The last time Angry Cat remembers that he was knocked out cold straight to the sky by the champion Pikachu in the Super Smash Bros All Star. He suddenly found himself crashing through a window of some sort of an abandoned building. He landed on a cabin bed. Judging by the environment of the room, it was an operation theatre. Problem is that the place was silent, gloomy and indeed gory. There were numerous dead bodies all over with blood splattered everywhere. There were disfigured bodies which were left out possibly due to interruption in patient operation. It was a sick disgusting environment. That did not affect the Angry Cat simply because he was angry as he was defeated and secondly he was even more angry that someone else was raging here and murdering everyone here thus snatching his rightful position of being the terrorist (well he is just one of them if he loses all his common senses so I cant blame him).
So the Angry Cat opened the door to the lobby. It was dark and there were dim lights here and there. The place was horrible. No sane human being (or even a creature would come here for a picnic). Suddenly he saw 5-6 human fleshes dressed in nurse uniforms. They looked disgusting simply because they had a humpbacked appearance mainly due to the parasitic slugs that were controlling them. They were carrying scalpals, which showed that they were intended to cut out Angry Cat’s body. Angry Cat took no time to charge these horrible creatures, simply because they looked abominable. As he was killing all the puppet nurses, he came across a difference sort of nurse who was Faceless and yet had serious human appearance unlike other nurses. She was very sexy and Angry Cat instantly fell for it (I am witness yet another Scary Movie 2 scenario). He shouted and reacted like McWolf from the Droopy Show. He rushed to the Faceless Nurse to grab her (before others grab her). The Faceless Zombie Nurse, who possessed a syringe filled with some liquid stabbed Angry Cat.
Surprisingly, the liquid was not poison or any other medicine; it was a love potion. Angry Cat calmed down a little bit with his eye lids turning into hearts (just like Tom in Tom and Jerry). He was in love in first sight with the Faceless Zombie nurse. He kept on holding the nurse and one time unharmed the nurse. The Angry Cat kept on kissing her hand, while the nurse kept on beating him hoping him to be dead. The Angry Cat thought the nurse was patting him with love in return. The Faceless nurse kept on making desperate knocking blows on him and in the process she fell down sometime. The Angry Cat gave his hand to rise her up. They were roaming around here and there where the nurse kept on attacking out of control and the Angry kept on loving in control. I guess these two senseless creatures could become an interesting couple. Well an insane, non sense creature can deal with another insane, non sense creature.
Just as things going well for the Angry Cat, suddenly a sharp weapon from a door, which led outside the hospital, struck the Zombie Nurse. The Zombie nurse became history finally. Angry Cat was mad, real mad, berserking mad, red-hot mad, Red Chili mad. His true love (??? Oh wow true love from love in first sight???) was gone. He rushed out from the hospital looking to chase the killer for good. Vengeance will be his for sure. The sexy Faceless nurse’s death will be avenged.
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