'Race to Witch Mountain' Will Totally SUCK

And why it will.

1. The Rock is attempting comedy. He was okay in that one weird football movie he did, but when you drop a line like "Don't walk into the pimped out fridge, Jack." in the trailer, suckage will ensue.
2. Average Joe become HERO! Cliche, yes? I mean, most movies are like this, but honestly! The Rock as a cab driver. THE ROCK AS A CAB DRIVER. Unless they don't prevail at the end, and the worlds blow up, which I doubt seeing as it is a DISNEY movie, then it will not be as cliche as most.
3. Aliens that have magical powers. Cli-effing-che.
4. The children are trying to save the parents. And the world. Reminds you a little of Spy Kids, don't it?
5. TAXI DRIVER TURNED HERO, DAMMIT. GAHH!