Zool meets Angry Cat

Zool, the Ninja of the nth Dimension, has landed to Earth to receive his valuable Ninja Training. He had to pass six lands in Earth to finally get his Ninja status, for which he was working so hard. In this process he had gained speed and ninja abilities and finally passed 5 lands. He stepped onto the 6th land and thought maybe he should take a break. So he sat down and took out his Chupa Chups lollipop and started licking it (I guess the game sponsors even forced him to have Chupa Chups lollipop every morning, afternoon, evening and night).

 

Zool was unaware about the fact that Angry Cat everything in this land and unfortunately the Angry Cat came across Zool. Zool, who never been to Earth before, had got a misunderstanding observation that the Earthlings are warlike people who destroy everything on its path (Well that's what Angry Cat was doing right then). So he got himself cautious. The Angry Cat took a glimpse of him and didnt react. It was confused about what kind of species Zool was, and how weird he was dressed up. So it didn't anything, since the species was not doing anything. However, when the Angry Cat saw the Chupa Chup lollipop in Zool's hand, it remind it of the smoke grenades used in Streets of Rage, and the lollipop looked exactly the same like the grenade. Both were red in color. So the Angry Cat got angry and armed its AK-47 and started shooting like crazy (as usual not able to target him properly due to its scrambled mind). The swift Zool used its Ninja abilities, dodged bullets at ease. He noticed that the Angry cat was not thinking properly, so quickly went close to the Angry Cat and struck a blow on Angry Cats hand. Interestingly it was a smart move, as Zool placed the tattoo of a cat (which he luckily got from the Cupa Chups lollipop) which looked very similar to the Voluptuous Meow (Zool doesnt even know who was the Voluptuous Meow) on Angry Cat's hand. The Angry Cat while looked at the tattoo and thinking it was Voluptuous Meow, shot his AK-47 toward his hand. The bullet hit its hand and the Angry Cat shouted insanely in pain (even more ferociously than the one shown in the avatar).

 

Zool, after hearing the extreme scream, got scared. It seemed that Angry Cat was giving a taunt to demoralize its opponent like what you naturally see in a Dungeons and Dragons game. Zool ran away in fear and reached the portal which took him to the his home, the nth dimension. Who cares of being a Ninja now, you have to save your own life. So all the hard work has gone down the drain. The dreams of becoming a Ninja has shattered.