Ranting Conspiracy

So i start my normal rounds throughout the site when i notice that there seems to be an intruder on my right sided control Panel/Status Panel. At first i feel alarmed, after all, i am used to seen Football Joe there rooting for me by himself. Mind you, i love Joe, he is very cool. Not only did he fight off an army of bad grammar once, but he single handedly destroyed an entire platoon of unpublished blog that i lost and ended up scrapping all together. So i notice there is an intruder there and its not the first intruder i have had today amongst my things. Which means...CONSPIRACY!!! someone is out go get me!...or rather, someone is out to get Joe! I cant have that, so i do the best thing a Cold Blooded Human and PBG can do...i Log out, and log back in. Any being who is conspiring against me AND Joe would ofcourse Banish at that point.

 

So now i log in and i realize, that its not a conspiracy that i have on my hands...its a right of passage...Joe has become more powerfull! More of a Quarterback even! Yes dudes and dudettes, Joe obtained the blessings of Zeus and his lighting bolt...Joe, has become a Contributor! and with the power of Zeus at his beck and call...no one shall stop his awesome onslaught! GO JOE!

 

Let me tell you though, i always thought Joe would get some other oddball badge as his first super power....GO JOE!