Mortal Kombat Arcade Kollection

Dudes: Mortal Kombat. Need me to elaborate? Fine, you bunch of pansies, but I won’t look you in the eye. Warner Bros Interactive can smell a good rehash when it sees one and has decided to release the Mortal Kombat Arcade Kollection. Sounds cool, right? Need more info? Fine, but I’m starting to question your manhood.
 

Mortal Kombat: Molesting your kids since 1992
 

The collection, available today on Xbox Live Arcade and releasing tomorrow on Playstation Network, includes the original MK, MK2 and Ultimate Mortal Kombat 3. So what makes this collection better than playing it on your local SNES? Nothing, you jackass; nothing beats SNES, ever! But it doesn’t hurt that you can now fight fools online. Oh, and there are leaderboards and achievements as well if you really need to brag about your skills, bro. If for some reason you’re still reading this now, instead of head-butting a chair to pieces, then you’re now officially a fairy. So fly away, little fairy, before you get uppercutted into a ravine!

 

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Daav Valentaten, NoobFeed. (@Daavpuke)