Grotesqe Sale Tactics Steam 75% Off

Oh snap, I almost forgot amidst all these games I’m playing to give you guys a bunch of reviews these next coming days. Right now, Steam is having Grotesque Tactics: Evil Heroes on sale at 75% off, coming in at less than 5 bucks.
 

These aren't your mom's tactics, these are Grotesque Tactics!
 

Grotesque Tactics is the Magicka of turn-based strategy games. With more light-hearted spoofing than Richard Simmons, the game offers a variety of emo kids, very willing bimbo’s, iconic heroes and a ton of laughter and references. But it also boasts quite the impressive game mechanics and visuals; far more surprising than I had imagined at first. It really caught me by surprise, which is why I’d recommend people into the ‘tactics’ genre to pick this one up right now!
 

This squeaky, crackling gameplay does the game no justice, but bears proof of my rig's condition.

 

Man, I want this game so bad. Now, if only Steam wouldn’t take 6 months to update my bank’s details. Perhaps now all this Portal madness is gone they can get to that, pronto!

Daav Valentaten, NoobFeed. (@Daavpuke)